Read at your own risk, you will laugh to death?
The beautiful secretary of a banker goes on a sight-seeing tour with a rich African king; an important client. The client out of the blue asks her to marry him. Naturally, the secretary is quite taken aback. However, since she can’t reject this guy outright she thought for a while and said “I will marry you under 3 conditions. First, my engagement ring to be a 75-carat diamond ring”
Nodding his head African king said, “No problem! I have. I have.”
Realizing her first condition was easy she said, “I want you to build me a mansion in New York.
He whips out his cellular phone and calls some brokers in New York. Then said to her, “Okay, I build. I build.”
Realizing that she only has one last condition, she decided to have a tough one, thought a while and said, “Since I like sex, I want the man I marry to have a 14-inch penis.”
The man seems a bit disturbed, sat down muttering in African dialect after few minutes he said, looking really sad, “OKAY, OKAY. I CUT. I CUT.”
Hahahaha AHHAHA ahahaha AHAHAHA hhahahahaha! Ha hahaha.. there is no way to type how hard I am laughing..
You are right! This is a good one! HAhahahahahaha.
Really good! ROTFLMBO!!
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Pet Gear Medium Booster Car Seat (Interior Measures 10 x 14 ) $67.99 PetGear console booster seat offers your pet the ability to stay next to you without impairing your drivingSturdy, cozy booster utilizes your car’s consolePet accessory is perfect for dogs up to 15 pounds |
